Fixing a hole...


yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day



All the younglings watching the battle in Coruscant’s sky know it: when Anakin and Obi-Wan get there, those dirty Seppers are going to wish they’d stayed in bed today. The adults know better. The adults know that legendary heroes are merely legends, and not heroes at all.

And so it is that these adults across the galaxy watch the HoloNet with ashes where their hearts should be. Ashes because they can’t see two prismatic bursts of realspace reversion, far out beyond the planet’s gravity well; because they can’t see a pair of starfighters crisply jettison hyperdrive rings and streak into the storm of Separatist vulture fighters with all guns blazing. A pair of starfighters.

Jedi starfighters. Only two. Two is enough. Two is enough because the adults are wrong, and their younglings are right. Though this is the end of the age of heroes, it has saved its best for last.

#words seriously cannot convey#how much this book takes everything in the movie that didn’t work#and makes it amazing#if they adapted the novelization into a film#you would have a film ten times better than revenge of the sith#seriously



*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek


A moment of silence for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees



omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now


My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.



going to start up a game and realizing you automatically opened WoW instead without even thinking about it is somewhere between amusing and unnerving



the library is officially closed


Dragon Age: Inquisition (Requested by nineagles)

"…Obi-Wan, you’re sure there isn’t anything of value left on board?" “A few containers of supplies, the Queen’s wardrobe, maybe.”